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cheatingteenslut: Wow that’s hot 😠If I had a nickel for every time your wife has told me this.
lackadaisycats: If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been asked what the Lackadaisy cats would look like as dogs…I would be heavily over-encumbered with obsolete coin currency.Well, I prompted my Patrons for questions they’d like answered, and
If I had a nickel for every time my late wife had me fluff a cock for her…*giggle*
Bound men… If I had a nickel for every time a similar fantasy has run through my mind I’d be amazingly wealthy. Be sure to note the foot-controlled anal stimulation.
alphabuse: “Move your ass boy! I’ve less then twenty minutes to breed you before your mom came back home” If I had a nickel for every time a random anon came over and fucked me like this I’d be very, very rich!
asksquishyluna: kazecat: neeerts: Me asking for commissions Me receiving request for commissions You said butt. If I had a nickel for every time
furbearingbrick:furbearingbrick: if i had a nickel for every time some fucko responded to me calling them out on their objectively disgusting shit with “I can’t be bigoted against <minority,> I’m <minority> myself” if i had a nickel
insanity-and-vanity: If I had a nickel for every time I said I was going to get my shit together and then proceeded to not get my shit together, I wouldn’t even need to get my shit together because I’d be rich af
parkingstrange: if I had a nickel for every time I stubbed my toe I would be the most angry and hurt millionaire in history
if I had a nickel for every time I heard that:P
If I had a nickel for every time my brain attached the idea of Castiel doing a musical number to a wildly random song I’d have ten cents. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
perpetuallycaffeinated:If I had a nickel for every time my brain attached the idea of Castiel doing a musical number to a wildly random song I’d have ten cents. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice. This.
petals42: let’s pour one out for the fics that you had perfectly planned in your head, those ones where you knew what was going to happen scene by scene and you had specific lines already written and you just daydreamed ‘em on repeat for days on
hotwife4hubby: ☼ If I had a nickel for every time my hot wife had me cleanup her Bulls cum *giggle*
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cloudcone:if i had a nickel for every time i played a game with a blue hedgehog in it i’d have two nickels
bigbrother1949: If I had a nickel for every time I got off on Dominika…I could buy a large sized bottle of Astroglide.
bondageman007: If I had a nickel for every time this has happened to me on an innocent camping trip…
takenlilslut: micheals-domain: Q If I had a nickel for everytime…. Guilty as charged…
thedailywhat: Honor Student of the Day: If I had a nickel for every time I got drunkenly stuck inside a dryer, I’d have to seriously rethink my nickel-obtaining strategy. [barstool.] WOOOOW
if i had a nickel for every gf i didn't have
ace-attorney-shitpost: “If I had a nickel for every time I cross-examined a parrot, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s kind of weird that it happened twice.” - Phoenix Wright after he finished cross-examining a parrot in Professor
slavefantasies: romy7: monkeysaysficus: aa-gayming: When you’re minding your business trying to blow some trade and a fucking dragon shows up. As things tend to happen If i had a nickel… What game is this???
gingerlaugh: If I had a nickel for every time this has happened to me…I’d have like 15 cents. XD
bottomsubboy: If I had a nickel everytime I blew someone in a parking garage… I’d have 30 cents ;) domtopyvr: A good cumslut is always on their knees whenever/wherever required
If I had a nickel for every time…
pixelwitchess:thewordywarlock:tiktoksthataregood-ish:if i had a nickel for every time rebecca sugar’s ratatouille porn became relevant, i’d have like 5 nickels at this pointREBECCA SUGAR’S WHAT?
crunchbuttsteak:lookingforsarahjay:crunchbuttsteak:If I had a nickel for every big name Harry Potter fanfic writer who started their own cult, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.Oh man, are we talking
If I had a nickel for every time I almost but down on my lip ring because I thought it was food, there would be no other nickels in the world.
sexxxisbeautiful: huffingtonpost: Dude’s Texts Are Exactly What Not To Do When A Woman Cancels A Date Words like “overreacting” and “psycho” don’t help. oh dear god this is like every terrible text a woman has ever received all rolled up
If i had a nickel for every time Mitt Romney said something stupid I would be in his tax bracket
just-shower-thoughts: If I had a nickel for every time a baby-boomer bashed the Millennial generation, I’d have enough money to buy a house in the market they crashed.
pdlcomics: colchrishadfield: The dilemma of weightlessness. If I had a nickel for every time this happened … (thanks to PDL Comics) Thank YOU, Col. Hadfield, man who has lived in outer space. the comic is funny. the comment at the bottom from
theadventuresofmichaelpawlak: If I had a nickel… guy tries to buy toy poodles, gets fluffy, steroid-pumped giant ferrets instead ….. woohoo! Dude. You were saved. Someone’s got your back. You almost got toy-fucking-poodles. Why? Thankfully,
Girlfriend* if I had a nickel for every time this happened. Be thankful, I’m a saint now because 19 year old Fallon would have put you on blast 😂😭
sheholdsyoucaptivated: If I had a nickel for every time I said I was going to get my shit together and then proceeded to not get my shit together, I wouldn’t even need to get my shit together because I’d be rich af
read-me-to-wonderland: “If I had a nickel for every time I stayed up too late for someone who would never wake up for me… a penny for every time I had to bend and stretch to prove to someone that I am here, that I exist, my heart would rattle and
rowthree: If I had a nickel for every time this happened to me…
teejeeness: If I had a nickel for every girl that thought I was cute then I would have 5 cents. Thanks mom! Love you!
deadpools-girlfriend: girlseatgirls:just come over and we’ll watch netflix or make a sex tape idk we’ll see what happens If I had a nickel….
buckybarnesj:if i had a nickel for every time my blorbo with a metal arm woke up from a nightmare i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
lucrezia-dreams-in-colour: This struck such a nerve with me.If I had a nickel for every time I asked what was wrong with me…..a self-admitted mess…..But these very things that I have hated in myself….I’m learning their worth. Little by little
if i had a nickel for every ask i got tellin me about that def leppard drummer when i post r/wb/y rock lmao……
pixelwishess:thewordywarlock:tiktoksthataregood-ish:if i had a nickel for every time rebecca sugar’s ratatouille porn became relevant, i’d have like 5 nickels at this pointREBECCA SUGAR’S WHAT?
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